That made me think of Mal talking about his 'boat,' which made me think of Captain Jack Sparrow,
And now I'm picturing Captain Malcolm Reynolds, maybe in Trash, where the Feds get on board Serenity and start tearing her apart in search of contraband, yelling, "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"
and getting introduced (in Shindig) as "Malcolm Reynolds" and frustratedly going, "CAPTAIN. CAPTAIN Malcolm Reynolds."
...good lord. You know you've been fully adopted into nerdom when you can name individual episodes of a show. I blame my college friends. *sigh*
